What Goes Around, Comes Around
I used to be one of those guys who rolled their eyes when students laughed at professor's corny jokes. The other day, I couldn't help but laugh at few of my professor's super nerdy jokes. What's worse is, I looked up "nerdy jokes" online after class just for kicks and giggled (yes) in the library like a fruit. SIGH.
Here are a few...
-i wish i were your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.
-i'm a discontinuous function, but you could be the point to fill my hole.
-you are my cutie-3.14
-you can be sine squared and i can be cosine squared that way, together, we'd be 1.
-let me be your asymptote, so you can get infinitely closer to me as y increases in value
-c'mon baby, gimme a lil Sin
-are you the square root of 2? Because I'm irrational when around you
-my love for you is 1/x as x approaches 0
I don't really get the "you are my cutie 3.14", and I'm quite glad I don't. I am definitely using the second to last one one day. Use it on your significant other; thank me later.
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OMG I GET THE "you are my cutie 3.14" OMG.
AND I AM LAUGHING. HAHAHAHA oh man...3.14...clever...